Josh returned with another toothpick. Connor flung the door open mid-act and growled, “You must be the toothpick fairy.” Josh ran. We confronted him in the driveway, where he admitted he’d been sabotaging my lock just to “help” me and win me back. Romantic? No. Psychotic?
A little. I didn’t call the cops. I posted the video on TikTok instead. It went viral. Millions of views, one ruined reputation, and a furious email from Josh later, I forwarded the clip to his boss—Amber’s dad. Josh was soon “pursuing other opportunities.” So yeah, turns out revenge doesn’t always need fire—just a toothpick, a camera, and a pink bathrobe.