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Three women are sitting in a beauty parlor, chatting about their husbands. The first woman sighs and says, “Last night, my husband told me he was going to his office. But when I called, they said he wasn’t there!” The second woman shakes her head and adds,


“Same here! My husband said he was heading to his brother’s house, but when I called, he wasn’t there either.” The third woman smiles confidently and says, “I always know exactly where my husband is.” The other two women look at her,