Four married men went fishing and shared what they gave up to make the trip. The first man had promised to paint the house, the second to build a pool deck, and the third to redo the kitchen.
When they asked the fourth man, he grinned and said, “I just set my alarm for 5:30, nudged my wife, and asked, ‘Fishing or S**?’ She said, ‘Put on a sweater.’” The others laughed, realizing that sometimes the simplest choices are the best.